How Would You Convince Someone to Elope with You?

My angle was by using the line:

" Well elope rhymes with cantalope. Cantalope is good, I am sure eloping is too".

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Who could say no?

No, I am not eloping. I promise. Like I really promise. I am not eloping. Can you even see me eloping?!?! Get. Out. Of. Town. If you do.