11 Things Men Don't Know...I am sure it is more than 11!

So MSN had this on their homepage today: 11 Secrets Men Don't Know About Women. Some of the highlights:

1. Women don't like explosions- in art of life.
6. A clean apartment will get you more bedroom antics than you'd think.
9. Every woman like wedding stuff. Even lesbians.
11. Women would rather be with you. We like you. Honestly, we talk about you all the time.

And now for 11 things men might not know about me.

1. Cook with me....and I'm yours
2. If you clean...I'm attracted.
3. If you thank me for cleaning...you are a keeper.
4. I like the finer things in life but I much prefer a night in with a movie and a pizza with beer.
5. It is really cute when you walk on the outside of the sidewalk and you make sure you aren't leaving me in the dust with my short little legs.
6. Don't you dare play iPhone if I am crying.
7. If I am "organizing" --it is bad. It means I am trying to find control so I don't lash out.
8. Don't ever say "What now"
9. If you need to ask me what engagement ring I want...I'll say no.
10. You better be able to change a tire, unclog a toilet and kill spiders. I can do all these things, but I would rather not.
11. If it involves Creme Brulee...you better let me have the last bite.

What does the opposite sex not know about you?